Okay, now this next analogy isn’t remotely as terrifying, and the difference in stakes is kinda ridiculous, but bear with me while I remember back in 2014 when the Seahawks trounced the Broncos in the Super Bowl. (You're still bearing with me, right?) And this is after what seemed to be the first unbeaten season in, oh, 914 years. Or something. See, as a lifelong Seattle sports fan, I forgot what it was like to win! For the bulk of an hour, I oscillated between jumping up and down and shouting “WE JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL!” and standing there profoundly saying “We just won the Super Bowl.” I am pretty sure I went to sleep that night whispering to myself, we just won the Superbowl???